>> #12765 Anonymous Posted on 2021-05-19 13:10:44

Puchi: Susumu! I'm ho- WHAT THE *BLEEP* ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?

>> #75982 Anonymous Posted on 2022-04-08 19:17:11

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me,
you little paisano? I'll have you know I graduated top
of my weight class in Mario Kart, and I've been involved
in numerous Grand Prix in the Mushroom Kingdom,
and I have over 300 confirmed victories. I am trained in
kart warfare and am the top racer in the entire Mario Kart
Circuit. You are nothing to me but just another Goomba.
I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which
has never been seen before in this kingdom, mark my fucking
words. Think you can get away with insulting my kart like that
over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am
contacting my secret network of Lakitus across the kingdom
and your ATV is being traced right now, so you better
prepare for the Blue Shell, maggot. The Blue Shell that
wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your racing career.
You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I
can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just
with banana peels. Not only aml extensively trained in
drifting combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal
of the Mario Kart Weapons Reserves and I will use it to
its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of
the track, you little shit. If only you could have known
what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was
about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have
stayed out of this race. But you couldn't, you didn't, and
now you're paying the price, you goddam idiot. I will
shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You're-a fucking dead, kiddo.

>> #76009 Anonymous Posted on 2022-04-08 22:00:48

What the heck is happening