>> #40580Anonymous Posted on 2021-10-27 21:56:45 "Uh, first of all, she's not actually my girlfriend. We're just roommates. Second of all, I've made dinner, but since she's probably out of commission for tonight you're free to have some. I have a feeling you'll be back here often, so why not introduce ourselves? Well, after you're done, that is. Welp, you two have fun, I'll be talking to my actual GF on the phone."
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"Uh, first of all, she's not actually my girlfriend. We're just roommates. Second of all, I've made dinner, but since she's probably out of commission for tonight you're free to have some. I have a feeling you'll be back here often, so why not introduce ourselves? Well, after you're done, that is. Welp, you two have fun, I'll be talking to my actual GF on the phone."