>> #94087 Anonymous Posted on 2022-07-02 22:49:12

"Hello, what’s your emergency?"
"SHE TURNED MY DICK INTO A KNOT!"

>> #139606 Paco_El_Caco Posted on 2023-01-04 02:27:22

"And what did you do after she finished her set?"
"Asked her to marry me, what do you think?!"