>> #196708annoying_cat Posted on 2026-04-19 17:05:39 this isn't that bad honestly. me joking. yer life literally. be as valuable as a fish in the water. me be going to throw you overboard ye be flopping back in. me be going to stop all me ship's leaking ye be flopping back in. why? because ye be tasting the rum. you worthless, inexperienced landlubber. ye be serving no purpose in life. your purpose in life be being on my ship, hoisting me sails daily. your purpose in life be being on board, hoisting daily. your life be NOTHING! ye be servin' ZERO PURPOSE! ye should walk the plank NOW! and free up some space on this ere ship so that we can voyage safely on this vast blue surface. cause what do ye be here for? to drink port narrow rum with me? walk the plank! i swear on the safe voyages of my fellow crewmates.
>> #197629Peashooter_gaming_ Posted on 2026-05-13 22:22:14 Ahoy scallywags captain peashooter here and (something to do with the context of this image)
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this isn't that bad honestly. me joking. yer life literally. be as valuable as a fish in the water. me be going to throw you overboard ye be flopping back in. me be going to stop all me ship's leaking ye be flopping back in. why? because ye be tasting the rum. you worthless, inexperienced landlubber. ye be serving no purpose in life. your purpose in life be being on my ship, hoisting me sails daily. your purpose in life be being on board, hoisting daily. your life be NOTHING! ye be servin' ZERO PURPOSE! ye should walk the plank NOW! and free up some space on this ere ship so that we can voyage safely on this vast blue surface. cause what do ye be here for? to drink port narrow rum with me? walk the plank! i swear on the safe voyages of my fellow crewmates.